Rubber Ducky

By Elka

Title: Rubber Ducky
Author: Elka
Email: [email protected]
Post Date: 29-12-99
Rating: PG
Part: 1 of 2
Distribution: The regulars. But why would you want it? Giggle.
Disclaimer: Joss is the twinkle in my eye.
Spoilers: Season four. Spike is unbitey. What else do I write?
Feedback: Don't be afraid of the crazy British girl.
Author's Notes: I - One of the ideas I had earlier. You witnessed
the birth of this. I'd try the witness protection program.

Another damn foolish piece of writing on my part. I've got
the sillies.

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"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No. No. No."

"Yes. Yes. Yes." Willow sighed. "Look Spike, Giles is away
with Buffy for a week, Xander's unavailable. It's me or no
one."

"No one." Spike responded stubbornly.

"I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like I haven't
seen it all before. You know? Been there. Done that." Sigh.

"Hey. Watch your mouth."

"Someone has to do it and I'm the only one here. I don't like
this arrangement anymore then you do. But I thought it would
be possible to get it over with like adults and move on like
it never happened. Okay?"

"You're stupid."

"Yeah. That's mature."

"You're still stupid. Silly chit."

"Look, I don't even know what that means. Now, please? Or do
I have to start it for you to?" She reached for him.

Spike yanked away. "I don't think so missy. Bad enough we have
to do that. You're not going to undress me, too."

"And I'd relish the prospect? Now strip."

"Bite me."

"That's a switch. I promise not to enjoy it. I won't even look.
But I have to do it, Giles is made enough because of the whole
'I Wish it So' spell I did. Total blindness doesn't amuse him."

"Made me kiss the Slayer and what's all this not enjoying it?
Why wouldn't my nakedness pleasure you?"

"Because right now the only that that would bring me pleasure
is this being over which won't happen if you're wasting time
whining about it."

"I'm not whining."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

Willow glared at him, he closed his eyes to avoid her stare.
Seconds later the sound of rushing water filled the room.

"Now." She started firmly. "You will have a bath."

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